Teabag Deep Sea Audition Audio

Use [original teabag character], [transparent mug setting] and [gentle comedy tone]. Produce a 30-second original expedition-log parody from a teabag explorer discovering the bottom of a mug. Contrast a heroic voice with a tiny spoon clink and end on the paper-label lifeline joke.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.