Stapler Book Club Listening Guide

Use [comic tone] and [desk setting]. The original premise is a stapler rejected from a book club for attaching itself to every ending. Produce a 40-second original-voice comedy dialogue where a stapler insists its interruptions improve the binding. Give the notebook one dry rebuttal and end on a single soft click.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.