Spatula Snowplow School Audio

Produce a 30-second fictional radio lesson for [spatula snowplow premise]. An original calm instructor gives two absurd flour-clearing directions, then praises a comically narrow path. Use soft scraping foley and no imitation of a recognizable announcer.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.