Shadow Lost Property Radio Bit

Produce a 60-second two-voice comedy about a shadow asking a lost-property clerk to locate its human. Use [setting detail], three short misunderstandings and a final light-switch joke that does not contradict the scene's established light source. Use original voices, clear speaker labels and understated room tone. No impersonation or canned laughter; keep dialogue under 125 words.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.