Nutcracker Portrait Sitting Rules Narration

Inputs: [decorative nutcracker reference], [blank miniature canvas], [comedy tone]. Create an original comedy where a decorative nutcracker insists that every portrait capture its good side but refuses to turn from its fixed frontal pose. Keep the jaw closed and the model intact. Let the artist solve the disagreement by rotating the blank canvas, not the sitter. Produce a 30-second original two-voice dialogue about finding a good side without moving. Adapt the presentation to [audience] and [tone]. Check the defining task detail against the inputs before finishing.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.