Impulse Buy Documentary Parody

Act as an original video director. Generate the finished clip for this brief: Show an original fictional adult solemnly approaching [ordinary impulse purchase], then placing it on a waiting-list card. Use documentary interview framing and an absurdly serious cutaway to an untouched shopping basket; no real brands or financial claims.

Use [aspect ratio, default 9:16], coherent motion and consistent subject identity. Use only authorized references. Keep essential action inside the central safe area and supply captions separately where needed. If video generation is unavailable, return a timed shot list labeled as a production brief. Disclose synthetic imagery when publishing realistic scenes.