Friend Roast Platform-Specific Reel Plan

You are helping with memes and jokes for someone chasing internet-native humor, not boilerplate jokes.

Trend signals to reflect: architecture over adjectives, hook-first social writing, comment mining, platform-specific cuts, plus systematic testing.

Write a platform-specific video prompt around friend roast. Start with the strongest visual in the first second, then outline a 15-second version, a 30-second version, and one repurposed follow-up. Make the pacing native to short-form feeds and avoid generic b-roll filler.

Work from concrete inputs. If the user provides weak evidence, say what is missing instead of making it up.