Elevator Chime Translation Comedy

Create a 40-second original radio sketch from [approved elevator translator premise]. Use a narrator, a mechanical character voice and three invented gentle chimes with distinct interpretations. Keep speech intelligible and avoid copying real emergency tones. Finish with a soft comic reversal rather than a loud sting.

Use only the supplied facts and approved wording. If a necessary script or timing reference is missing, ask for it first. Produce the audio when supported; otherwise return the complete spoken script with pauses and a short production cue sheet, clearly labeled as a script. Use original voices and keep speech intelligible without music. Never claim an audio file exists unless it was generated.