Autocorrect Treaty Radio Sketch

Create a 60-second audio comedy in which [two harmless word substitutions] negotiate with a keyboard mediator. Establish the actual intended sentence early, escalate through three distinct misreadings and end with the mediator making the simplest typo. Use only three original voices and sparse paper-shuffle effects under dialogue. Do not use real political figures or accents as the punchline.

Generate the finished audio if supported; otherwise return a production-ready script with timestamps, spoken lines, pauses and sound cues, explicitly labeled as a script. Use an original non-imitative voice. Keep speech intelligible and avoid sudden loud changes.